Uh, Spike. Duh. Edward is a distant second.

First name: I really like the name Madison. Or something really outrageous like Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (if you don't understand this reference, why are we friends? jk).

Last name: It would suck to have to change my last name cuz I love it (it's Paris). Probably another city, like London or Toledo.

Clearly I pick the Buffy Bot.

Buffy!!!